An interview with Crashage (by Foof)
Q. If music is the food of love, what colour would you be if you were a crayon and why?
A. Orange, because it is both vibrant and edible.
Q. It's the end of the world. You're about to go out with a bang. What are your immortal last words?
A. Looks like they were right.
Q. What is your agenda?
A. My agenda is to pretty much to drift through life day to day on the off chance that every now and then someone or something will catch my attention and make me feel like there's a point to any of this. And also to play videogames and guitar and drink whiskey.
Q. Describe yourself in Iambicpentametre.
A. I actually cannot, I am not a very good English Lit student.
Q. Why are you doing this?
A. I'm not, therefore this question is invalid. Litter department.
Q. Would you rather put papercuts in the corners of your mouth and inbetween your fingers and toes or slowly push many small needles into your eyes?
A. The former, by a pretty large margin.
Q. You can ony watch one film for the rest of your life. Which film do you choose?
A. Hot Rod. The deep, intricate plot driven by the realistic and relatable yet slightly whimsical cast of characters coupled with the wonderfully terrible jokes every six seconds is actually the greatest thing ever. This is not sarcasm.
Q. The red pill, or the blue pill?
A. The purple one.
Q. Sam I am.
A. lol Retard
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